WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?
Different Answers from different people
Which is true?
KINDERGARTEN BOY : To get to the other side.
PLATO:
For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY: Because that's the only trip the establishment would
let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN: This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were
quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
HIPPOCRATES: Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: I envision a world where all chickens will
be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES: And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the
chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the
road, and there was much rejoicing.
RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the
chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who
cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
BILL GATES: The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross
roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your
checkbook.
DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally
selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN : Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.
GEORGE
BUSH:
We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads
without oppression from terrorist organizations.
Azharuddin:"I am totally innocent, you know, I'm unnecessarily
being dragged into this, you know, because I'm from the minority..... I neither
know the chicken nor the road, you know...."
George Fernandes:"I am deeply hurt that this question is being
asked after my 40 clean years of public life. I don't own a house, or a car,
leave alone a chicken !!!"
Mulayam:"I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken
class, so that they can cross the road freely without their motives being
questioned"
ARJUN
SINGH:
Our policy will ensure the development of socially underprivileged chickens so
that they can also cross roads.
Abdul Kalam:"Yes, why did the chickens cross the road? ...
please tell me why? .. they crossed to go to the other side of the road... now
repeat after me ...."
Advani:"I see Pakistani hand in this ..."
Vatal Nagaraj:"No Tamil or outside chickens will be allowed to
cross our roads, our roads are meant only for Kanadiga chickens!".
Bal Thackarey:"Chickens crossing the roads is against our
culture, my followers will stone all such chickens which cross the road".
Jayalalithaa:"From reliable sources I've got the information
that the chicken belongs to Karunanidhi. He is making his chicken cross the road
to create law & order problems. The chicken has now been imprisoned under
POTA".
Amitabh Bachhan:"The chicken has crossed the road?.. are you
sure.. very sure ... really sure..."
Venkaiah Naidu: "We are very sure of the fact that the chicken
did not cross the road. It's a conspiracy by the congress. The poor chicken has
been made a scapegoat in this whole issue"
H.S.Surjeet:"We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have
convened a meeting of the third front today. We will decide the future course of
action after the chicken comes back.."
Maneka Gandhi:"Chicken crossed the road alone...!! If a vehicle
had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creatures. Ban all
vehicles from using the road. Protect our chickens..."
Salman Khan:"I ran over the chicken (Hic!). It was not
intentional .... It was accidental (Hic!)... ... you're now asking this question
to me only because I'm a celebrity(Hic!)".
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