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Cell Vs Veerapandia Kattapomman: 

Dog:

என்னதான் கரேத்தேயில் கருப்பு பெல்ட் வாங்கினாலும்
நாய் தொரத்தினால் ஓடித்தானே ஆகனும்.

Natpu: 
நிலம் இல்லை
நீர் இல்லை
வேர் இல்லை
செடி இல்லை
பின்
எப்படி பூத்தது இந்த நட்பு?                               -  from RajKumar

                                                                                            -  from Reshma

Friendship: 
Friendship Macham madhiri. Sagum varai pogathu.
Love Cancer mathiri Sagadikkama pogathu                                    -  from Reshma

Kanavuhal: 
Kayamillamal kanavugal kanalam, but vali illamal vetrigal kana mudiyadhu. 
To days Pain... Tomorrows Gain..                                                -  from Reshma

A for Apple: 
A for Apple
B for Big Apple
C for Chinna Apple
D for Double Apple
E for Ennoru Apple
F for First Apple
G for Good Bye Apple                                                               -  from Mehju

Por 
Amaichar    : Manna ethiri naattu mannan ungalai por'ukku alaikkiran..
Mannar       : Por'ukkellam varamudiyathu venndumanal BARukku vara sollungal.                                                                               -  from Reshma

Message 
If you get less messages from me. Dont think that i did not care for you.  But I am searching for a Best message for a Best Person. Like U.                                                                   -  from Reshma

Thanni 
Silver glass le thanni kudikkalam. Plastic glass le thanni kudikkalam.  AANA cooling glass le thanni kudikka mudiyuma?  By Thanni kudichi Yosipor sangam                                                  -  from Reshma

Teacher 
Teacher    : Un kooda poranthavanga ethanai per?
Student    : 82 per teacher.
Teacher    : ennada sollura.
Student    :  Naan GH le poranthen.                                                 -  from Reshma

Mannippu 
Mannippu ketpavan manithan... Mannikka therinthavan kadavul.  
Unnidam manithanaaga nadappavarukku nee nee kadavulaaga iru..         -  from Reshma

Dr Vs Sardar 
Dr: Sorry Sir, ungaloda oru kitniy fail ayidichi.
Sardar:  Naan en kitinya padikka vaikavae iliae, athu eppadi fail agum?    -  from Reshma

SMS Problems 
SMS anuppuna rendu problem irukku. Adthu reach aacha illaiyanu. Aagallana problem ille. Aana rendu problem. Adhu padichaangala illayanau. Padikalena parava illa. Padicha rendu problem. Adhupurinjadha puriyallayaanu. Puriyalana problem illa. Purinjaa rendu problem. Delete pannalaama venaamanu. Delete pannita problem illa. Pannalena rendu problem. Vantaha msg a mathvangaluku sms anuppalaama venaamanu. Anuppalane problem illa. Anupina??  <Read from first line>.    -  from Reshma

Manusan Vs CellPhone 
Manusanukku call illaina balance panna mudiyathu...   Cellphonelea balance illaina call panna mudiyathu.

Cell
Odambila ethanai cell irunthalum athula simcard podamudiyathu.

Minnal 
Minnala paaththa kannu poidum...   Paakalana minnal poidum.

Valikkum
Appa adicha valikkum.. Friend adicha valikku.. Police adicha valikkum..   Aana phone adicha valikkuma?

Mottai / Sottai
Namma adicha athu mottai.   Thaana vizhundha athu sottai.

Thannikulla..
Thannikulla kappal pona jolly... Kappalukulla thanni pona gali....

Aruvi / Kuruvi?
Mela irundhu keezha vizhundha ARUVI.... Keezha irundhu mela parandha KURVI.

KaaKa
Kaaka enna thaan Karuppa irunthaalum, Athu podura muttai Vellai thaan…. Muttai enna thaan vellaiyaa irunthaalum. Athu kulla irukkura kaaka karupputhaan .

Paambu
Paambu ethanai thadavai padam eduthalum athaala oru thadavai kooda theatre-la release panna mudiyathu..